If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
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