i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
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