In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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