This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
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today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
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Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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