Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
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I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
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A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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