Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
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This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
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I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
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