there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
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First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
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You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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