If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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