Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
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he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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