pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
they need to just BURY HIM!
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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