god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
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