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You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
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