i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
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nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
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i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say