I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
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You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
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No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.