would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
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Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
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We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?