i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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