True but thats because hes a fetus.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."