Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
These People Had Regrettable One Night Stands
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
This Girl Makes Latte Art That’s Too Cute to Drink
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.