i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES