he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
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You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
How external is "for external use only"?
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
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Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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