Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
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