i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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