after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
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As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
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I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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