There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
My breasts were aching with rage.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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