I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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