Pappa wants mamma naked
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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