Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
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