I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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