Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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