Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
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