4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Barsexuality is the new black.
smell my finger.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
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