Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
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Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
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Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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