the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
Randomize
