Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
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I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
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I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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