the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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