I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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