Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
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