How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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