My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
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I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
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So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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