No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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