well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
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I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
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it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize