i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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