So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
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Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
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By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
A+ Viking dick
The air taste purple.
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