I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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