she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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