I wanna bring you to show and tell
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
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is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
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Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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