So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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