Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
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so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
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Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
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