Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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