I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
Randomize
