you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
Randomize
