I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
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look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
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found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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