So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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