you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
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just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
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I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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