And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
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I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
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It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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