Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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