You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
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