There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Randomize
