Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Randomize
