i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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