Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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