Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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