suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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