Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
Randomize
