that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
it's not cheating when I paid for it
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
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