To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
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